Time in voluntary captivity at Visual Sports: Since 2014
Age: too young to be SO fat!
Height: Tripping
Weight: Plenty...it's not ALL fur, that's for sure!
Position: Least convenient for everyone
Likes: Food, Sleeping on moms lap, Drinking out of the sink/Sitting in sink, Food, Playing in puddles, Attention, Ham, Chasing the mysterious red dot, Rolling in grass
Dislikes: My diet (Curse you Dr. Vet!), Being moved from my sleeping spot, Baths, When people don't pet me, Neighbor dog, Weekends