Time at VSN:: Uncertain. "It's so confusing - everyone is either firing me or asking me to get them coffee. Wait, do I even work here??"
Age:: "Elder Millennial"
Height:: "Tall enough to ride everything at Cedar Point"
Weigh:: "Please don't tell me that I need to eat more cheeseburgers"
Likes:: "Knitting stupid (awesome!) hats for my cats, playing Skyrim, and eating cereal before bed"
Dislikes:: "Rude people... and that's about it"