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John Mizer

Utility Infielder

Time at Visual Sports (as of 2017): 171+ months (and growing like a weed)

Age: 49 (with the body of a 61 year old)

Height: Tall enough to dunk a Nerf basketball

Weight: 0 in outer space

Likes: Baskets of puppies & Death Metal

Dislikes: Walks on the beach & people who flick cigarette butts out of their cars

Utility Infielder

Time at VSN: 171 months (and growing like a weed)

Age: 49 (with the body of a 61 yr old)

Height: tall enough to dunk a nerf basketball

Weight:  0 in outer space

Likes: Baskets of puppies, Death Metal

Dislikes: Walks On The Beach, People who flick cigarette butts out their cars.