Team Member Details
TACO!
SuperModel & CEO
Time in voluntary captivity at Visual Sports: Since 2014
Age: too young to be SO fat!
Height: Tripping
Weight: Plenty...it's not ALL fur, that's for sure!
Position: Least convenient for everyone
Likes: Food, Sleeping on moms lap, Drinking out of the sink/Sitting in sink, Food, Playing in puddles, Attention, Ham, Chasing the mysterious red dot, Rolling in grass
Dislikes: My diet (Curse you Dr. Vet!), Being moved from my sleeping spot, Baths, When people don't pet me, Neighbor dog, Weekends
Larry & Toni Bailer
Our Founders
Time at Visual Sports: "Since the olden days of FILM"
Age: "Like a fine wine..."
Height: "Where's the down arrow?"
Weight: "Where's the up arrow?"
Likes: "Each other, golf"
Dislikes: "One of the above"
Russell Lake
Hill Giant Illusionist: (Marketing & Client Manager)
Time at Visual Sports: Since 2003
Age: "Older than I look"
Height: "I tell people I am 6'-2"...but I'm not."
Weight: "More than you can probably bench press"
Likes: "Concerts, movies, exercise, sports, motorcycles"
Dislikes: "Dungeons & Dragons"
TeeJay Bailer
Gnome Bard: (Customer Service / Production Designer / Photographer)
Time at VSN: "Technically since birth... but it has been 12+ years since I've stopped counting"
Age: "Around 30 (give or take)"
Height: "Average...for a ten year old"
Weight: "Less than what you can probably bench press"
Likes: "Cats, tea, movies, roller skating, reading"
Dislikes: "Hot weather, exercise, carpet, anything stored above 5ft., and adventures...nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things!"
Martin Gambitta
Rogue: (Lead Photographer & Printshop)
Time at Visual Sports: More than enough
Age: Barely and adult
Height: Awesome ft. Rad in.
Weight: 100 n some pounds of awesome
Likes: Dogs, tea, video games, guitar, Dungeons & Dragons
Dislikes: Not a whole lot
Larry Bailer
Ogre Magi: (Production)
Time at Visual Sports: "Part time: early 90's / Full time: 2001"
Age: "Got my AARP application in the mail in 2017... 'nuff said."
Height: "Used to be 6'-1"... before I got my AARP application in the mail in 2017."
Weight: "My grandmother used to say that it is a good thing that I am so tall..."
Likes: "Good food (Firm believer in the 'No Carb Left Behind' approach), my family, tea, stealing gold"
Dislikes: "Hot weather, school buses"
Nicolle Bailer-Good
Damsel Always in Distress: (Lead Photographer)
Time at Visual Sports: Since 1997
Age: "Middle-age according to Russell's %#@!! scale"
Height: A skosh taller than TeeJay
Weight: "I dare you to ask me to my face"
Likes: Sending my kids to TeeJay's to play Dungeons & Dragons
Dislikes: "Uncooperative Mother Nature" and "Not enough space to list all of my dislikes"
Known for: Ear-piercing whistles just to be heard over the hordes of ankle-biters...er, I mean, adorable children
John Mizer
Utility Infielder: (Lead Photographer)
Time at Visual Sports (as of 2017): 171+ months (and growing like a weed)
Age: 49 (with the body of a 61 year old)
Height: Tall enough to dunk a Nerf basketball
Weight: 0 in outer space
Likes: Baskets of puppies & Death Metal
Dislikes: Walks on the beach & people who flick cigarette butts out of their cars
Tina Tallion
Photographer
Mallory Day
Khajit Bard: (Photographer/Data/Office)
Time at VSN:: Uncertain. "It's so confusing - everyone is either firing me or asking me to get them coffee. Wait, do I even work here??"
Age:: "Elder Millennial"
Height:: "Tall enough to ride everything at Cedar Point"
Weigh:: "Please don't tell me that I need to eat more cheeseburgers"
Likes:: "Knitting stupid (awesome!) hats for my cats, playing Skyrim, and eating cereal before bed"
Dislikes:: "Rude people... and that's about it"