Time in voluntary captivity at Visual Sports: Since 2014
Age: too young to be SO fat!
Height: Tripping
Weight: Plenty...it's not ALL fur, that's for sure!
Position: Least convenient for everyone
Likes: Food, Sleeping on moms lap, Drinking out of the sink/Sitting in sink, Food, Playing in puddles, Attention, Ham, Chasing the mysterious red dot, Rolling in grass
Dislikes: My diet (Curse you Dr. Vet!), Being moved from my sleeping spot, Baths, When people don't pet me, Neighbor dog, Weekends
Time at VSN: "Technically since birth... but it has been 12+ years since I've stopped counting"
Age: "Around 30 (give or take)"
Height: "Average...for a ten year old"
Weight: "Less than what you can probably bench press"
Likes: "Cats, tea, movies, roller skating, reading"
Dislikes: "Hot weather, exercise, carpet, anything stored above 5ft., and adventures...nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things!"
Time at Visual Sports: Since 2003
Age: "Older than I look"
Height: "I tell people I am 6'-2"...but I'm not."
Weight: "More than you can probably bench press"
Likes: "Concerts, movies, exercise, sports, motorcycles"
Dislikes: "Dungeons & Dragons"
Time at VSN:: Uncertain. "It's so confusing - everyone is either firing me or asking me to get them coffee. Wait, do I even work here??"
Age:: "Elder Millennial"
Height:: "Tall enough to ride everything at Cedar Point"
Weigh:: "Please don't tell me that I need to eat more cheeseburgers"
Likes:: "Knitting stupid (awesome!) hats for my cats, playing Skyrim, and eating cereal before bed"
Dislikes:: "Rude people... and that's about it"
Time at Visual Sports: "Part time: early 90's / Full time: 2001"
Age: "Got my AARP application in the mail in 2017... 'nuff said."
Height: "Used to be 6'-1"... before I got my AARP application in the mail in 2017."
Weight: "My grandmother used to say that it is a good thing that I am so tall..."
Likes: "Good food (Firm believer in the 'No Carb Left Behind' approach), my family, tea, stealing gold"
Dislikes: "Hot weather, school buses"